Italian Funeral

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Italian Funeral

Postby Chris'n'Dave » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:27 pm


A Jewish man was walking down the street when he noticed a
most unusual Italian funeral.

There were two black hearses followed by a solitary Italian
man with a dog on a leash.

Just behind the man were about 200 men walking in a single file.

The Jewish man approached the man walking the dog and said "
I'm sorry for your loss, and

this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
funeral like this. Whose is it ? "

" My wife's."

"What happened to her ? "

" Well she yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, " But who is in the second hearse ? "

" My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog
turned on her and killed her too. "

It was a very touching moment of Jewish and Italian
brotherhood and silence passed between the men ..

The Jewish man then asked " Can I borrow the dog ? "

The Italian man replied, " Get in line. "
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Re: Italian Funeral

Postby SteveO » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:09 pm



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